What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III